February 14, 2011

• Jerseylicious

   

  
  

  “My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot tanned guy, and live my life.” – Snooki

  

  
  

   “G.T.L. baby. Gym, tan, laundry.” — Mike, “The Situation”

  

  

   “How do you go in a Jacuzzi in a bra? And a thong. Wear a thong bikini — that’s a little bit more classier.” –Angelina (who has since left the show)

  

   “Snooks got hit in the face again, poor girl … somebody’s got to teach her how to fight. Or duck.” – Pauly D.

  

  

   “If you leave, I’m going to stuff your nose with tampons.” — Snooki’s threat to JWoww

  
  

   ”In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.” — Pauly D.

  

  
  

   ”I thought the Jersey Shore was the best thing to happen to me but it’s not, you are.” — Ronnie to Sammi

  
  

   ”Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones … that’s the type I’m attracted to.” — JWoww

  

  

  
  

   ”I don’t give a f*ck if you’re fat, you’re ugly, you’re 45 years old. I’ll dance with ya. I think it’s hilarious.” — Vinny

  

  
  

   ”I feel like this job is beneath me, I’m a bartender. I do, like, great things.” — Angelina

  

  

  “If you leave, I’m going to stuff your nose with tampons.” – Snooki to JWOWW

  

  “Lose five or ten pounds and then we’ll talk.” – The Situation to Angelina

  

  

  “I don’t have time for stupid bimbos.” – Sammi

  

  “Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.” – Ronnie

  

  “Get some food. Feel better. Drink heavily.” JWOWW’s life advice to Snooki

  

  “When a girl is that much of a whore, it pisses me off.” – Angelina

  

  

  “One minute you got three girls in the Jacuzzi, the next minute somebody’s in jail.” – Pauly

  

  

  “I ran this house. I had a ball.” – The Situation

  

  “Girls after girls after girls. That’s an ideal summer for anybody.” – Pauly

  

  

  “I really think I made that house. Honestly.” – Snooki

  

  

  “I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.” – Pauly

  

  “I was gonna try to uppercut her, but at that point I had too many bouncers wrapped around me. I just wish for like 3 more seconds. I would have done justice.” – JWOWW

  

  who is your favorite jersey cast member??

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